The Best Of Me
40. Fucking Idiots
3:34 a.m.
Jana’s POV
‘’Oh my fucking gosh!’’ I groan out. I was completely tired and worn out. The baby’s taking this time and its slowly killing me! And it hurts like Hell, and I can’t do anything about it. He won’t hurry up! I love him, but he’s killing me!
‘’Its alright baby, just keep going..’’ Niall sighs lightly as he brings my hand to his mouth and places a few gentle kisses on my knuckles. I nod a he returns my hand to its previous location, but still not letting me go.
‘’Mrs. Horan, it appears you’ll be in labor longer than we expected.’’ The nurse sighs after looking at the monitors that all read different stuff, shit I’d never be able to understand completely.
‘’Well I fucking want this baby out! Now!’’ I yell, my temper rising high. ‘’Baby, calm dow-‘’ ‘’No! I will not calm down! I am tired and sleepy and in pain! I am so sick of lying here just pushing and nothing’s even happening! I want this baby out of me! Now!’’ I scream at Niall.
He gulps loudly as he sighs a little. ‘’He’ll be here soon.’’ He mumbles. ‘’You said that an hour ago!’’ ‘’Mrs. Horan, if you please just-‘’ ‘’No. I am sick of being here. Get this baby out of me now!’’ I yell, trying to get those idiots to hurry up and do something to get him out faster!
‘’I can’t push any harder! I can’t breath any slower! But I can scream fucking louder!’’ I warn, pissed beyond my highest limits. ‘’She’s got a point..’’ Harry mumbles. Thank you Harry, thank you.
‘’Seriously? How can just pick her side like that? Bro, really?’’ Niall asks, furrowing his eyebrows. ‘’Well.. she is the one that has to push something out of her vagina, so..’’ Harry replies. ‘’Last time I checked I didn’t have a vagina, so. Yeah. Your point being?’’
Are they seriously doing this.
They have to be fucking joking, right?
But of course not, this is Niall and Harry remember? They’re not joking. They’re not playing.
They’re fucking idiots.
‘’Well I’m sure you don’t have a vagina, isn’t this your baby? I’m just saying like.. she has to do more work-‘’ ‘’Yes its my baby, idiot. And um, I was involved in this too, you know.’’ Niall reminds him.
Seriously.
Really…
‘’Yeah, for like a few minutes.’’ Harry laughs. ‘’I last longer than a few minutes.’’ Niall says. ‘’Mmmhmm.. sure.’’ Harry smirks. ‘’Dude, wanna find out?’’ Niall laughs. ‘’I’d rather not.. I’m still a butt virgin, and I plan to stay one for the rest of my life.’’ Harry says.
‘’Well-‘’
‘’Unless either of you two are going to reach in there and pull this baby out of me, SHUT THE FUCK UP!’’ I yell at the top of my lungs. They both jump back a little. Idiots, fucking stupid idiots.
Things were quiet for a few minutes, I had a very small contraction, so it wasn’t so much pain. Niall keep sighing and Harry was constantly shifting his weight from foot to foot. I look up at Niall just to see him perk up and look over at Harry.
‘’Harry..’’ He smirks. ‘’Yeah?’’ Harry asks, raising his eyebrows lightly. ‘’You never denied it..’’ Niall says. ‘’Denied what?’’ ‘’Having a vagina..’’ Niall laughs a little. ‘’You wanna find out?’’ Harry asks with smile. ‘’Nothing’s really going on here, so yeah.’’ Niall laughs back.
‘’If you don’t shut up I will rip both of your dicks off and so them to your ugly fucking faces.’’ I sternly mumble. ‘’Wait.. we get to have our own on our face right? Because I don’t know where Harry’s buddy has been.’’ Niall says.
I look up at my beautiful, sweet, amazing, handsome, fucking idiot of a husband. He looks down and smiles sweetly at me. ‘’You’ll be the first one to lose it.’’ I say. ‘’Haha.’’ Harry laughs a little.
‘’And while I’m at it, I’ll go ahead and cut off one of Harry’s extra nipples and shove it down his fucking throat.’’ I say, snapping my gaze over to Harry. ‘’Whoa.. Sorry..’’ He holds his free hand up in surrender, I still had a hold of each of their hands.
‘’Haha.. Harry’s deformed.. He’s got four nipples.. I totally forget some times.’’ Niall chuckles a little. I look back over at him. ‘’You wanna have one?’’ ‘’No mam.’’ He shakes his head shamefully.
‘’Good answer.’’ I smirk as I close my eyes, trying to relax. But of course, those God damn contractions keep happening.
Please little baby, hurry up before Mommy kills Daddy and Uncle Harry, please..
Jana’s POV
‘’Oh my fucking gosh!’’ I groan out. I was completely tired and worn out. The baby’s taking this time and its slowly killing me! And it hurts like Hell, and I can’t do anything about it. He won’t hurry up! I love him, but he’s killing me!
‘’Its alright baby, just keep going..’’ Niall sighs lightly as he brings my hand to his mouth and places a few gentle kisses on my knuckles. I nod a he returns my hand to its previous location, but still not letting me go.
‘’Mrs. Horan, it appears you’ll be in labor longer than we expected.’’ The nurse sighs after looking at the monitors that all read different stuff, shit I’d never be able to understand completely.
‘’Well I fucking want this baby out! Now!’’ I yell, my temper rising high. ‘’Baby, calm dow-‘’ ‘’No! I will not calm down! I am tired and sleepy and in pain! I am so sick of lying here just pushing and nothing’s even happening! I want this baby out of me! Now!’’ I scream at Niall.
He gulps loudly as he sighs a little. ‘’He’ll be here soon.’’ He mumbles. ‘’You said that an hour ago!’’ ‘’Mrs. Horan, if you please just-‘’ ‘’No. I am sick of being here. Get this baby out of me now!’’ I yell, trying to get those idiots to hurry up and do something to get him out faster!
‘’I can’t push any harder! I can’t breath any slower! But I can scream fucking louder!’’ I warn, pissed beyond my highest limits. ‘’She’s got a point..’’ Harry mumbles. Thank you Harry, thank you.
‘’Seriously? How can just pick her side like that? Bro, really?’’ Niall asks, furrowing his eyebrows. ‘’Well.. she is the one that has to push something out of her vagina, so..’’ Harry replies. ‘’Last time I checked I didn’t have a vagina, so. Yeah. Your point being?’’
Are they seriously doing this.
They have to be fucking joking, right?
But of course not, this is Niall and Harry remember? They’re not joking. They’re not playing.
They’re fucking idiots.
‘’Well I’m sure you don’t have a vagina, isn’t this your baby? I’m just saying like.. she has to do more work-‘’ ‘’Yes its my baby, idiot. And um, I was involved in this too, you know.’’ Niall reminds him.
Seriously.
Really…
‘’Yeah, for like a few minutes.’’ Harry laughs. ‘’I last longer than a few minutes.’’ Niall says. ‘’Mmmhmm.. sure.’’ Harry smirks. ‘’Dude, wanna find out?’’ Niall laughs. ‘’I’d rather not.. I’m still a butt virgin, and I plan to stay one for the rest of my life.’’ Harry says.
‘’Well-‘’
‘’Unless either of you two are going to reach in there and pull this baby out of me, SHUT THE FUCK UP!’’ I yell at the top of my lungs. They both jump back a little. Idiots, fucking stupid idiots.
Things were quiet for a few minutes, I had a very small contraction, so it wasn’t so much pain. Niall keep sighing and Harry was constantly shifting his weight from foot to foot. I look up at Niall just to see him perk up and look over at Harry.
‘’Harry..’’ He smirks. ‘’Yeah?’’ Harry asks, raising his eyebrows lightly. ‘’You never denied it..’’ Niall says. ‘’Denied what?’’ ‘’Having a vagina..’’ Niall laughs a little. ‘’You wanna find out?’’ Harry asks with smile. ‘’Nothing’s really going on here, so yeah.’’ Niall laughs back.
‘’If you don’t shut up I will rip both of your dicks off and so them to your ugly fucking faces.’’ I sternly mumble. ‘’Wait.. we get to have our own on our face right? Because I don’t know where Harry’s buddy has been.’’ Niall says.
I look up at my beautiful, sweet, amazing, handsome, fucking idiot of a husband. He looks down and smiles sweetly at me. ‘’You’ll be the first one to lose it.’’ I say. ‘’Haha.’’ Harry laughs a little.
‘’And while I’m at it, I’ll go ahead and cut off one of Harry’s extra nipples and shove it down his fucking throat.’’ I say, snapping my gaze over to Harry. ‘’Whoa.. Sorry..’’ He holds his free hand up in surrender, I still had a hold of each of their hands.
‘’Haha.. Harry’s deformed.. He’s got four nipples.. I totally forget some times.’’ Niall chuckles a little. I look back over at him. ‘’You wanna have one?’’ ‘’No mam.’’ He shakes his head shamefully.
‘’Good answer.’’ I smirk as I close my eyes, trying to relax. But of course, those God damn contractions keep happening.
Please little baby, hurry up before Mommy kills Daddy and Uncle Harry, please..
Notes
The perks of being Pregnant.. Lol, I will update soon guys! Please comment your thoughts. The baby's on his way... ♥♥♥ love ya!! --B
@Nacahoran21
Actually, yes. But remember in the series the guys broke up a while back. Like book 2 I think?
10/13/15