There are three things you need to know about Victoria Johns:

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1) She wouldn't know how to flirt even if the world's survival depended on it.

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2) She thinks Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger should have ended up together.

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3) She has a teeny tiny, little, microscopic, nanoscopic, insignificant crush on her lab chemistry partner, and 80% of it originates from inside her pants.

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There are two things you should know about Harry Styles:

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1) He hates liars

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2) He wants to fuck his delectable, sweet lab partner

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Warning: R rated. Contains foul language and hot, sexy sexual encounters.

1. Chapter 1: Alien abduction and Hogwarts