STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

-Saffron-

“Oh. My. Flipping. Gosh. WHAT?” I exclaimed after I read the headline.
“What happened?” Ed asked, sitting down and serving me and himself a bowl of cereals.
“Read,” I said, pointing to the newspaper.
“'One Direction, No Humans?!'” He read aloud, then he turned to me. “So?”
“SO, THEY'RE SAYING MY BOYFRIENDS ARE ALIENS! THE HELL! THEY'RE NOT ALIENS, THEY'RE HUMANS!” I said, pounding my fists on the table, like a judge on a court trial, only without that hammer thing.
“Why don't you read the article, Mrs. Stypayhorlikson.” Dad said, handing me the newspaper.

I am very thankful to have a father like him.

I took the newspaper, and read the article. It said:
“ONE DIRECTION, NO HUMAN?!

One Direction.

That's the boy-band that girls LOVE with all their hearts. They would do anything for them.”

Oh my gosh, what newspaper is this? I ALREADY LOVE IT! IT TELLS THE TRUTH.

“1D is composing of 5 amazing, talented boys; Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, and the master of all, Louis Tomlinson.”

GURL, YOU'RE SOOO RIGHT!

I'm gonna find the writer of this article...

I looked up on the author, and saw that this was written by "Mae Thene"

“Sure, we'd seen some weird and strange moments of them. But, nothing's weirder than them being other creatures.”

Yes, true, but what do you mean about "them being other creatures"?

“Earlier this morning, around 3:00 a.m., they were seen walking around the streets of Liverpool, looking so tired, but also creepy, like...vampires.”

Oh, really now? Why don't you guys consider that they, somehow, need some privacy? They want some time alone with themselves, perhaps?

“These 5 boys, up close, looked even creepier. As you can see in the picture, Mr. Liam is glaring at the camera, and you can see that he has a...different eye colour. Meanwhile, the rest of the boys were staring at a bake shop as they walk past by, and they also looked like Daddy Direction.”

To be honest, they REALLY looked creepy in the photo. Also, the writer didn't notice that Niall has a...little red stain on his collar.

Maybe it was some kind of prank?

“After seeing this, Directioners all over the world tweeted about it. @Becuz1D had said: 'This is creepy and weird. I don't like this. I'm pretty sure they're pranking us, but it's not a funny prank. Zayn, you're getting more sexier, tho #Superhumans'"

Sooo, whatcha say to your baes being vampires?”

WHAT. THE. FUDGE?!

ONE DIRECTION SOME KIND OF...VAMPIRES OR...SOMETHING?!

Oh my, but that would be soooo sexy. Imagine them sucking people's neck, and you're just there, falling in love with them for the millionth time.

“What the hell? Are they really saying they're 'some other creatures'? MY BOYFRIENDS? ARE 'SOME OTHER CREATURES'? WHAT?” I exclaimed, giving the newspaper back.
“Baby, it's just an article. Don't get too carried away.” Ed said.
“Quit calling me "baby"! You're not my father!” I shouted at him. He and Dad just laughed.

Oh, typical...

“Okay,” I said after finishing my cereals. “I'll be down here in no time.”
I went up to my room and did my routine as fast as I could, then I got dressed with a black shirt, black trousers, and white Converses.

Yes, black today, because the people calling my boyfriends "some other creatures" got me mad.

I mean, they're humans, too.

And, there's no such thing as vampires.

I think.

I grabbed my black bag and my phone and took it with me downstairs. Edward was already sitting on the couch when I came.

He's wearing just a simple black shirt, trousers, and a pair of white, shiny boots.

Where the hell is this bastard going?

AND WE EVEN PAIRED UP! MY CLASSMATES WILL THINK HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!

Ugh. Never mind. Ashton will drive me, anyways...

“Ooooh...Do I see an Edward-inspired outfit?” He teased, and the smirk made it even more worse. I just rolled my eyes.
“Do I see a Harry-inspired outfit?” I said. He just stuck his tongue out, and I sighed. Then, we heard a car horn.

That must be Ashton.

MY KNIGHT IN SHINING CAR.

“Let's just go now.” I said.
“Chill, baby. We're going.” He said. I groaned, and I followed him outside. But before I forgot, “DAD! ABANDON THAT STUPID NEWSPAPER AFTER READING THAT! LOVE YOU!”
“Love you, too!” He yelled back, making me smile.

“Hey, baby! You coming or what?” Ed shouted from Ashton's Volvo. I just sighed and I went into the back seat.
“Hey, Lottie.” Ashton winked at me.

Oh my gosh! He winked at me!

“Hey, Ash.” I winked back, and he chuckled.
“You know what to do, Ash. Right, baby?” Ed said.
“When will you stop calling me "baby"?” I asked.
“On February 30th.” He answered. I gave him a dirty look.
“There's no such thing as February 30th.” I said. They laughed.
“That's right, so that means I have to call you that until there's February 30th.” He said, both of them laughing. I groaned.

“Oh my gosh, just drive already, Ashton!” I shouted, and he did, while still laughing.

Notes

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