STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

-Saffron-

“Okay. Everything ready.” I let out a breathe after stuffing some stuffs into my bag. Ed's still asleep on my bed, snoring softly, and looking so hot while half-naked.

I think I'm having a crush on my brother...

I checked my checklist:
“Extra shirt - check.
Ticket - check, of course I wouldn't forget that.
Glow sticks - check.
Wallet - check.
Phone - check, my baby.
Earphones - check.
Powerbank - check.
Adapter - check!”

Oh, look at that. It's complete.

I zipped my bag up, then Strawberry chirped in, sending shivers down my spine again.

'Morning, love.'

What do you want? Seriously.

'Nothing. Just making sure you're okay. You're mine.'

What? Nobody owns me.

EW. NOBODY CAN HAVE ME, YOU CREEPY PHEDOPHILE!

“Hey, Saffy!” The twins barged into my room. Thankfully, my brother is in hybernation.
“Heyy!” I chirped happily, hugging them. Then, I pulled away.
“How's my kittens?” I asked.
“Meow meow!” Klaus answered, making me giggle.
“Where are you going?” Luke asked.
“To my baes' concert.” Thankfully, they understand that.
“Please say hi to Liam for me...your husband.” Klaus said with a contagious smile. I laughed.

I told them that Liam is my husband, Louis is my fiance, Niall is my boyfriend, Zayn is dating me, and Harry is my cat.

I'M SERIOUS.

“Why don't you say hi, yourself?” I said, getting my phone from my bag, and opening Twitter. I put it on a video, and we saw their faces.
“In 3, you two will say everything you want to your fave band, okay?” I said, and they nodded.
“Good. 1, 2, 3!” I counted off, then they started to talk and I filmed it.
“Hello, I'm Lucas. Mr. Louis, you're very great at singing. Mr. Niall, you look cute. Mr. Harry, I like your hair. Mr. Zayn, I like your voice. And Mr. Liam, I like how you dance.” Lucas said.
“Mr. Louis, Liam, Harry, Niall and Mr. Zayn! I love you! Hi! I'm Klaus!” Klaus shouted, waving at the cam. Then, imagine them saying it all together.

I stopped recording, and laughed at their cuteness. I typed "@Real_Liam_Payne @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial @Harry_Styles @zaynmalik my brothers @LukeH and @KlausH want to say something..." Then, I posted it.

I hope those boys would notice because they admire them.

And yes, these shits have Twitter. They told me to make them an account, so I did. Luke said they'll start to use it when they're 11.

Such a good boy...

I tossed my phone to my bag, zipped it up, and led the boys downstairs, since the three of us aren't eating breakfast yet.

Yes. It's still 6:00 in the morning, and I have to go to school. But I can't help it; I'M GOING TO SEE MY HUSBAND, MY BOYFRIEND, MY FIANCE, MY LOVER, AND MY LONG-LOST KITTEN.

“Don't. You. Dare. Move.” I said, leaving the lads on the couch. They pretended to be frozen, making me smile. I ruffled Klaus' and Lucas' hair then went to the kitchen to make us some cereals, since Dad a.k.a. our cook isn't here.

“KLAUS!” I almost broke the bowl by Luke's scream. I quickly went to the room and saw that Klaus is spilling the water of the vase to the floor.
“KLAUS EDMOND HUNTER. PUT THAT GODDAMN VASE DOWN NOW.” I shouted, crossing my arms. He just smirked at me.

Well, of course. Nobody can stop him from doing what he wants.

“Klaus, please?” I begged. He pouted, mocking me, and just continued doing it across the room. I sighed.
“EDWARD! HELP!” I screamed. Ed came running down the stairs with a panicked look on his face.
“What? What's wrong? Is everything alright?” He walked fast, and before I can stop him, he already slipped because of the puddle, Klaus had made. The twins laughed. And I can't help it but laugh with them.

Not only because it was funny, also because their laughs are very contagious.

VERY CONTAGIOUS.

“Alright. Very funny, Lottie. Nice prank.” Ed said, holding a laugh, and standing up.
“BUT I DIDN'T PRANK YOU! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH THIS LITTLE BASTARDS!” I exclaimed, resisting to smile.
“CHARLOTTE! WATCH YOUR WORDS!” He pointed at me, and I just rolled my eyes.

Look who's talking...

“Oh, I'm very sorry, Your Dumbness. Like you don't use obscene words. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to make the three of us our breakfast while you take care of this.” I said, making a hand gesture around the room before going back to the kitchen and continuing my work.
“Hey! Watch your back, baby girl!” He exclaimed as he cleaned the mess Klaus made.
“Watch your words, you booger!” I said, and now it was silent.

HA! "BOOGER" IS THE MAGIC WORD!

HA!

HA!

HA!

Okay, I'm done.

“Klaus, don't.” I heard Ed say with his unusual scary voice.

'I hate that little Luke.' The creepy Strawberry came back, and the hairs of my body stood up.

WHO IS HE AND HOW IS HE DOING THIS AND WHAT DOES HE WANT?

“You okay, baby?” I snapped out of my thoughts and looked up to see Ed, his left wrist tied with Klaus' right one.

You know those kind of baby stuff you tie around your and the little bastard's wrists so your he won't go away?

“Y-yeah. Of course, I am.” I lied.
“Okay.” He shrugged, and the three of us ate our breakfast.

OKAY? OKAY? THAT'S YOUR REACTION?! BECAUSE, FXCK, BROTHER, THERE'S SOME MOTHERFXCKING BASTARD TALKING TO ME IN MY HEAD! OKAY?!

Notes

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