Let's Rant

Personal Pet Peeves.

A pet peeve something that a particular person finds especially annoying. I personally have a shit load of et peeves but I've decided to only list 5 for now:

5. Human Turtles.

Are you every just walking, like especially in the school hallways, and there's this one person in front of you who WALKS SO FUCKING SLOW!? I especially hate it when the halls are packed and I have literally no alternatives, I just have to wait for you to take your precious time to get to wherever you need.

Recently I was in a predicament similar as the one stated above. I was late for World History, like really late and I know that my teacher always has a stick up her ass so I'd get a lecture about my tardiness that I just didn't have the energy for.
And there was this girl who was taking her sweet time, just waltzing her fucking way through the halls like a damn princess I had no other choice but to walk behind her. So yes, I got frustrated and used some indecent language which did in fact earn my ass in detention. So worth it though.

4. People who chew loudly.

Please.
It doesn't take you that much energy to CLOSE. YOUR. MOUTH. WHEN. EATING. Oh my gosh I just hate when I can hear the damn food swishing around in their mouth along with the combination of saliva. I just CAN'T.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!

3. PDA
Have some self respect, please. I'm lonely as shit and I do not need to reminded of how lonely I am by casually strolling in the park to see you sucking the tongue out of your significant other's mouth. Just stop.

2. Public places (Example: KFC) who lock their wifi.

Don't get me started.

1. People who click their pens during tests.
It takes me everything not to shove the pen down their throats I swear.

COMMENT SOME OF YOUR PET PEEVES BELOW!

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