Let's Rant

1. People who make a lot of noise when eating chips.

Close your fucking mouth when your chewing, it's not that hard. We don't need a demonstration of how well your molars are capable of crushing snacks.


2. People who don't wear deodorant.

3. People that never brings their books to school and asks to share yours.

*shoves syllabus in their face*

4. People that hog up the space in the overhead compartment on airplanes.

Pretty sure your damn Zoey 101 backpack can stay between your legs.

5. People who wear a lot of jewelry when going on a flight.

You literally know you have to go through the metal detector yet it seems you summon every fucking piece of jewelry you have and put it on. Why.

6. People who don't flush after using public restrooms.

There's a fucking sign that says PLEASE FLUSH on the door though. Can't read?

7. People who talk really loud in quiet situations.

8. People who sit next to you on the bus when there are like 20 empty seats available.

9. Tall people who sit at the front of the class.

You're literally a fucking giraffe and not a transparent one so kindly crawl your ass to the back please and thank you.

10. People who chew gum with their mouths open.

I swear its like your asking me to staple your mouth shut.

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