I'm From One Direction Damn It!
Chpt 8: What now?
Harry’s POV:
I sat on June’s lap dealing with her annoyingness, when Liam walked back in, “So guys we need to figure out your curse as soon as possible, because we can’t stall the tour that much. Right now we are lucky, because we have a week break, but two days have gone by already. Figure it out in five days.”
“You’re not going to help us?” I crossed my arms, still mad at him.
“Oh I can help.” He smiled at me, knowing he had some trick up his sleeve, “So you need a savior correct?”
“Yes.” Niall chimed in.
“Then lets get to work now.” He threw some clothes to Niall, then some to me.
“Kids clothes?” I whispered.
“Yeah, you’re a kid aren’t you?” he laughed.
“I swear, you better watch your back lad.” I narrowed my eyes at him.
“Yeah, yeah. Hurry and get dressed. We’re going out.” He glanced at June, “And you can go home already.”
“What?” she looked surprised.
“Go home. They are home safe now, they don’t need you anymore.”
“But…”
“Leave.” He narrowed his eyes in anger.
She pushed me off her lap, “Hey what was that for?” I looked up at her.
“I’m going since I'm not needed here anymore.” She left quietly from the room. I watched her go, feeling kind of guilty, but turned around, back to the matter at hand.
“So what are we doing now?”
/ / /
We all huddled behind a bush, near the hotel. A group of fans waiting for us to come out. It was kind of creepy actually. We all watched them, when Liam finally spoke up, “So this is what we do. You…” he trailed off turning to Niall, “What are you doing?”
I glanced around Liam to Niall munching on some snacks, “I’m just eating. I haven’t had food like this in ages!” he sighed out happily.
“Right.” Liam turned away and continued with his plan, “You guys need girls, so go and get them.”
“What?” we both asked shocked. We never approached our fans with love interests.
“Use your child tricks and get them to believe you, that’s how we figure out if they are near a savior position or not. If they laugh you off, then it’s not going to work.”
I gulped staring at the gossiping horde, “I would rather chance a zombie horde.”
Liam slapped me upside the head, “Now go!” he tossed me out to the wolves. Literally wolves. They all stopped what they were doing immediately and jumped up, expecting to see, well, me.
“Oh it’s just some kid.” This girl said turning around and chatting with another girl.
I sighed, preparing myself. “H-hi?” I stuttered, batting my little green eyes up at them.
“Scram kid, we are waiting for important people here.” The one girl said using her foot to push me away from their group.
The girls laughed, as I glared back at the bush. Fuck! Of course they ditched me! Assholes!
I turned sharply back to the group, pissed off now, “Please help?” I put up my tiny arms to them.
“Ew! I don’t want Harry to think I have some kid. Get out of here!” One girl literally shoved me away.
I snapped, “We’ll see if Harry likes you now bitches.” I muttered, slinking back to the group, hiding behind the first girl. Then crawled to the next one that had a thing for me. I stood up behind her tall heeled shoes. My head came up a little over her backside of the knee with her heels.
I pulled my shorts off and yelled, “Let’s see if Harry will like you now bitches!” I laughed hysterically, peeing on the girls legs.
She screamed in terror as she jumped away from me, the girls scattering like wild animals.
“You little…” she started towards me, as I hurriedly put myself back into my shorts.
“Not so fast!” I felt someone grab me up and run from the group, “Oh my gosh! It’s Niall!” they screamed, taking chase.
“What are you doing? Put me down!” I yelled, kicking away.
“Shut up will you! I’m saving your stupid ass!” he shoved some chips into my mouth so I couldn’t talk.
Damn Niall and his food!
“Niall! Wait for me hubby!” I could feel Niall shutter from the comment as he full on sprinted around the corner.
I finally swallowed the remaining food in my mouth, and bit Niall.
“Ow!” he dropped me, as I face planted it on the floor.
“Watch my face!”
“Really? You bit me you stupid git! Fine deal with the angry horde.” He turned and ran into the back entrance of the hotel.
“Wait!” I turned around seeing the crazy pack of girls gaining.
Shit. I really didn’t think this one through.
I sat on June’s lap dealing with her annoyingness, when Liam walked back in, “So guys we need to figure out your curse as soon as possible, because we can’t stall the tour that much. Right now we are lucky, because we have a week break, but two days have gone by already. Figure it out in five days.”
“You’re not going to help us?” I crossed my arms, still mad at him.
“Oh I can help.” He smiled at me, knowing he had some trick up his sleeve, “So you need a savior correct?”
“Yes.” Niall chimed in.
“Then lets get to work now.” He threw some clothes to Niall, then some to me.
“Kids clothes?” I whispered.
“Yeah, you’re a kid aren’t you?” he laughed.
“I swear, you better watch your back lad.” I narrowed my eyes at him.
“Yeah, yeah. Hurry and get dressed. We’re going out.” He glanced at June, “And you can go home already.”
“What?” she looked surprised.
“Go home. They are home safe now, they don’t need you anymore.”
“But…”
“Leave.” He narrowed his eyes in anger.
She pushed me off her lap, “Hey what was that for?” I looked up at her.
“I’m going since I'm not needed here anymore.” She left quietly from the room. I watched her go, feeling kind of guilty, but turned around, back to the matter at hand.
“So what are we doing now?”
/ / /
We all huddled behind a bush, near the hotel. A group of fans waiting for us to come out. It was kind of creepy actually. We all watched them, when Liam finally spoke up, “So this is what we do. You…” he trailed off turning to Niall, “What are you doing?”
I glanced around Liam to Niall munching on some snacks, “I’m just eating. I haven’t had food like this in ages!” he sighed out happily.
“Right.” Liam turned away and continued with his plan, “You guys need girls, so go and get them.”
“What?” we both asked shocked. We never approached our fans with love interests.
“Use your child tricks and get them to believe you, that’s how we figure out if they are near a savior position or not. If they laugh you off, then it’s not going to work.”
I gulped staring at the gossiping horde, “I would rather chance a zombie horde.”
Liam slapped me upside the head, “Now go!” he tossed me out to the wolves. Literally wolves. They all stopped what they were doing immediately and jumped up, expecting to see, well, me.
“Oh it’s just some kid.” This girl said turning around and chatting with another girl.
I sighed, preparing myself. “H-hi?” I stuttered, batting my little green eyes up at them.
“Scram kid, we are waiting for important people here.” The one girl said using her foot to push me away from their group.
The girls laughed, as I glared back at the bush. Fuck! Of course they ditched me! Assholes!
I turned sharply back to the group, pissed off now, “Please help?” I put up my tiny arms to them.
“Ew! I don’t want Harry to think I have some kid. Get out of here!” One girl literally shoved me away.
I snapped, “We’ll see if Harry likes you now bitches.” I muttered, slinking back to the group, hiding behind the first girl. Then crawled to the next one that had a thing for me. I stood up behind her tall heeled shoes. My head came up a little over her backside of the knee with her heels.
I pulled my shorts off and yelled, “Let’s see if Harry will like you now bitches!” I laughed hysterically, peeing on the girls legs.
She screamed in terror as she jumped away from me, the girls scattering like wild animals.
“You little…” she started towards me, as I hurriedly put myself back into my shorts.
“Not so fast!” I felt someone grab me up and run from the group, “Oh my gosh! It’s Niall!” they screamed, taking chase.
“What are you doing? Put me down!” I yelled, kicking away.
“Shut up will you! I’m saving your stupid ass!” he shoved some chips into my mouth so I couldn’t talk.
Damn Niall and his food!
“Niall! Wait for me hubby!” I could feel Niall shutter from the comment as he full on sprinted around the corner.
I finally swallowed the remaining food in my mouth, and bit Niall.
“Ow!” he dropped me, as I face planted it on the floor.
“Watch my face!”
“Really? You bit me you stupid git! Fine deal with the angry horde.” He turned and ran into the back entrance of the hotel.
“Wait!” I turned around seeing the crazy pack of girls gaining.
Shit. I really didn’t think this one through.
YAAS I FOUND THE BOOK AGAIN OH YEAH BABY
12/11/15